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Did you hear about the vampire in from Flashcomment Vampire jokes Jokes
Did you hear about the vampire in Camelot? He was a bite of the Round Table!

Why is it tough to compete against from Flashcomment Vampire jokes Jokes
Why is it tough to compete against a vampire? Because they're always out for blood!

Who is a vampire likely to fall from Flashcomment Vampire jokes Jokes
Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with ? The girl necks door.

What did the vampire do to stop from Flashcomment Vampire jokes Jokes
What did the vampire do to stop his son biting his nails ? He cut all his fingers off !

Did you hear about the doctor who from Flashcomment Vampire jokes Jokes
Did you hear about the doctor who crossed a parrot with a vampire ? It bit his neck, sucked his blood, and said, 'Who's a pretty boy then ?'!

One vampire to the other Lets go from Flashcomment Vampire jokes Jokes
One vampire to the other : " Let's go and have a drink.I know a cosy little mortuary just round the corner"!

Why was Dracula always willing to help from Flashcomment Vampire jokes Jokes
Why was Dracula always willing to help young vampires? Because he liked to see new blood in the business.

What should you do if a vampire from Flashcomment Vampire jokes Jokes
What should you do if a vampire borrows your comic? Wait for him to give it back.

What does Dracula say to his victims from Flashcomment Vampire jokes Jokes
What does Dracula say to his victims? It's been nice gnawing you.

What kind of typewriters do vampires like from Flashcomment Vampire jokes Jokes
What kind of typewriters do vampires like? Blood type-writers.

What type of people do vampires like from Flashcomment Vampire jokes Jokes
What type of people do vampires like? Type O positive people.

Whats pink lives in a sty and from Flashcomment Vampire jokes Jokes
What's pink, lives in a sty and drinks blood? A hampire.

Why did the vampire sit on a from Flashcomment Vampire jokes Jokes
Why did the vampire sit on a pumpkin? It wanted to play squash.

Did you hear about the vampire who from Flashcomment Vampire jokes Jokes
Did you hear about the vampire who joined an orchestra? He stood on the roof and conducted lightning.

Where is Draculas American office The Vampire from Flashcomment Vampire jokes Jokes
Where is Dracula's American office? The Vampire State Building.

Whats it called when a vampire kisses from Flashcomment Vampire jokes Jokes
What's it called when a vampire kisses you goodnight? Necking.

Why did the vampire go to hospitalHe from Flashcomment Vampire jokes Jokes
Why did the vampire go to hospital? He wanted his ghoulstones removed.

Doctor doctor I think Ive been bitten from Flashcomment Vampire jokes Jokes
Doctor, doctor, I think I've been bitten by a vampire. Drink this glass of water. Will it make me better? No, but I'll be able to see if your neck leaks.

What has webbed feet and fangs Count from Flashcomment Vampire jokes Jokes
What has webbed feet and fangs? Count Quackula.

How does a vampire get through life from Flashcomment Vampire jokes Jokes
How does a vampire get through life with only one fang? He has to grin and bare it.